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And while he wishes he could escape this
But it all seems so contagious
Not to be yourself and faceless
And a song that has no soul

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And while she wishes she was a dancer
And that she'd never heard of cancer
She wishes God would give her some answers
And make her feel beautiful

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Remember feeling low
Remember losing hope
Remember all the feelings and the day they stopped

5:43 PM Why did the skeleton not dare to jump off the bulding?
Because he had no guts

What did the horse bid for at the auction?
Bird nest ("ma biao yan wo")

There's a party in the forest but... who didn't get to eat the cake?
Grass because Cao3 Mei2 Dan4 Gao1.

A: What is h2o?
B: Water.
A: What is h2o2?
B: Hydrogen peroxide.
A: What is h2o4?
B: Dunno.
A: Drinking.
B: Wth?
A: What is h2o-4(for)?

Here's how you annoy people when they ask you to pick up the phone and you're lazy to:

A: Listen to the phone!
B: Huh i am what, it's ringing isn't it?
A: -_- Go answer the phone.
B: YO PHONE WASSUP!
A: PICK UP THE PHONE!
B: (Walks over and picks the phone up) Like this?
(Phone stops ringing)

Why didn't the 2 chickens cross the road?
Because they were too chicken.

A: Hey B what time is it now?
B: Time for you to get a watch.
A: ....

How do depressed people greet each other?
'Haiii.....'

How do u top a car?
Tep on the brake tupid.

Why was the hamburger embarrassed?
Because he saw the salad dressing.