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And while he wishes he could escape this
But it all seems so contagious
Not to be yourself and faceless
And a song that has no soul

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And while she wishes she was a dancer
And that she'd never heard of cancer
She wishes God would give her some answers
And make her feel beautiful

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Remember feeling low
Remember losing hope
Remember all the feelings and the day they stopped

7:13 PM today was quite fun :) i love the science lab and computer lab and our classroom! whoots. oh yeah. and this message is dedicated to my nose: i hate you. who do you think you are? sorry.. not 'who'. what do you think you are? just stop being so irritating alright? nobody likes you. spent the whole day in school slacking. like is good :) going for grandpa's birthday party tomorrow! he has been 90 years old ever since like 3 years ago or something..

Q: what printer is never there when you need it?
A: Epson (absent)

Q: why did the skeleton not dare to jump off the bulding?
A: cos he had no guts

Q: UU day. what day is this? (dont think dirty, you foul creature)
A: Tuesday (2 'U's day)

a hunter was walking in the forest. he had 2 knives with him.
suddenly, a big black gorilla appeared.
the hunter got scared and flung one knife at the gorilla, it caught it with its left hand.
the hunter tried again with the second knife. it caught it with the right.
the hunter got scared and started to run away.
after a few steps, he realized that the gorilla wasn't even chasing him.
turning around, he saw the gorilla lying on the floor, dead.
why?
cos the gorilla started hitting its chest in a moment of fury, WITH the knives.

Q:why is superman's shirt always so tight?
A: cause he is always wearing "S" size!

you know you want to laugh... but if you really want to pretend that it’s not funny, then go ahead :)

how many friends does happy have?
three.
cos happy tree friends.

what is happy's occupation?
nurse.
cos happy-ness.

what is happy's gender?
male.
cos happy meal.

what is the funniest piano in the market?
yamaha-hahahahaha.

A: knock knock.
B: who's there?
A: BOO
B: BOO who?
A: ooh. please dont cry i didnt mean to scare you.

who can eat and never grow fat?
CONSTANTINE!!!(constant-thin)

oki they are quite bad.. i will paste somemore here tomorrow. i think they are from my sister's class joke blog.. she saved some of them in my com. i love jokes! :)